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Florida criminal-defense attorney Bradford Cohen has built a career by speaking well and speaking plenty. He has faced down Donald Trump as a contestant on The Apprentice; jabbered onscreen with the likes of Nancy Grace and Dr. Phil; and represented rappers, athletes and sundry semi-superstars in court. You probably don’t know his name, but you may well have seen his square jaw and bald dome on TV at some point in your life.
But at the federal courthouse in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, on Jan. 12, Cohen told the judge he was nearly at a loss for words.
“I just don’t know where we are going,” the attorney said, according to the court transcript. “I feel like I’m on The X-Files.”
Cohen wasn’t far off. Unwittingly, he’d entered a world known to some as “The Birtherverse,” where Barack Obama isn’t considered an American citizen and the planets revolve around Orange County dentist-turned-lawyer Orly Taitz.
Despite the fact the Hawaiian state government issued a statement last year confirming that “Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawai’i and is a natural-born American citizen,” the “birther” cause—which posits that the president, somehow, some way, hasn’t shown himself to be eligible for office—lives on. A recent Field Poll revealed that 33 percent of California voters believe Obama may have been born outside America. Taitz, a Laguna Niguel resident, has seen nearly every one of her half-dozen lawsuits across the county challenging Obama dismissed (see “Birth of an Obsession,” June 19, 2009), and yet she remains the public face of the movement. In January, she announced she would be seeking the office of California Secretary of State in the 2010 election.
While, after more than a year of trying, self-styled “eligibility” activists such as Taitz are no closer to providing any credible evidence that Obama is a “usurper,” the internal fissures in their movement have steadily grown—which led to the hearing last month in which Taitz, with Cohen’s hired help, squared off against three of her more colorful onetime allies.
The case was Rivernider et. al vs. U.S. Bank National Association, a dispute that doesn’t seem to have anything to do with birth certificates. Taitz herself isn’t even a party to it. It’s a suit filed by Charles Edward Lincoln III, a portly, verbally effusive, disbarred attorney who, from June to November 2009, worked as Taitz’s legal clerk. And it’s about real estate: The Riverniders, a married couple, are attempting, with Lincoln’s help, to prevent their Palm Beach County home from being foreclosed upon.
In October 2009, Taitz signed and filed a request to be added to the case as attorney for Lincoln and the Riverniders. The judge rejected that request on the grounds that Taitz was from out of state and had no local lawyer to vouch for her. When Taitz was notified that an amended version of that request had been filed a week later—bearing what appeared to be her signature—Taitz sent a letter to the court. She hadn’t sent that second request. Her signature, she said, had been forged.
U.S. District Court Magistrate Judge Lurana S. Snow then called a hearing to determine whether to punish Lincoln for allegedly misleading the court.
Somehow, though, Taitz ended up on the witness stand, facing questions from Philip Berg, the ex-deputy attorney general from Pennsylvania who was the first lawyer to challenge Obama’s eligibility in court. Berg has called Taitz a “menace” and, in May of last year, filed a slander lawsuit against her. In Fort Lauderdale, though, he was representing Lincoln.
“Isn’t it true that you had relations, sexual relations, in your dental office with [Lincoln] on Nov. 3, 2009?” Berg asked Taitz at one point. Taitz didn’t answer; Snow—for neither the first nor the last time—told Berg the question wasn’t relevant.
Taitz and Lincoln do have a history. “It was a professional relationship to start out with,” Lincoln said on the witness stand. “But frankly, I fell in love with her, and we did have a romance.”
That revelation shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who has been paying close attention to Taitz’s travails. In October, Lucas Smith—a convicted felon who had supplied Taitz with what was purported to be Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate and who later had a falling-out with Taitz (see “Birther Defects,” Sept. 24, 2009)—published an “affidavit” that, among other things, quoted Lincoln as confiding that Taitz was “hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I’ve ever met.” In December 2009, Lincoln himself posted on his blog a letter he had sent to the lawyer/dentist, in which he said Taitz, who is married, had wanted Lincoln to live in San Clemente as her “boy toy.”
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