Thank you, mystery guy, for stopping on the freeway to pick up my saddle bags and spare helmet that had fallen off of my motorcycle earlier that day. Apparently, you were so compelled to help out a stranger you ran out into traffic to pick them up, playing what must have been a real-life version of Frogger with the cars. Was it fate you happened to live in the same neighborhood as the condo I just moved out of, and even more fateful I left my registration in my bags with that address, so all you had to do to get them back to me was walk a few feet from your front door? Who knows, but whatever the reason, I sincerely thank you, not just for returning my stuff, but for also returning my faith in humanity.
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