I was one of the two people who stood behind you at Costco while you returned a blatantly used and damaged table, a microwave used then taped up all shitty in the box, a coffee maker with no price or box—and a cooler?! Times are hard, but this is behavior you seem to be way too comfortable with! Those returns cost every member money, you asshole. Not to mention standing there for 20 minutes while you did this very dishonest thing. Of course, your scrappy wife strolls up with a shirt depicting angel wings on the back. Awesome! If you buy and use it, it’s yours! Those panties in the shrink wrap didn’t fit me all that well, but you don’t see me bringing them back, do you? You suck!
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