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Judy Tenuta

Coach House

By STACY DAVIES

Published on August 27, 2009 at 2:41am

The one and only Princess of Panty Shields, Empress of Elvis Impersonators, Queen of Candypants, Healer of Hermaphrodites, and Aphrodite on the Accordion, Judy Tenuta momentarily descends from her Heavenly Abode this week to shine a light and abundant laughter on gays, geishas and love-slaves who long to chew her gum. Always seeking new minions to convert to Judyism (a “fun-feminist” religion that demands all women be worshipped and all men submit to being furniture), Tenuta hasn’t lost any steam over her decades-long career, proving that goddesses are indeed immortal. And hilarious.
Fri., Aug. 28, 6 p.m., 2009