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[Hey, You!] Sing for Your Sucker

By Anonymous

Published on July 01, 2009 at 2:59pm

  • Matt Bors

Hey, you, Mr. Bar & Grill Manager: You acted like you were glad to see me show up to play music on Friday nights. You allowed me to have a couple of drinks and a steak weekly. Almost the entire spring went by, when I came to play for free food one last time. Had I known, I wouldn’t have shown up, ASS!!! If you had let me know at the door, I would’ve turned around and left. Instead, the bartender told me he had to charge me for a beer. Maybe you should be paying for all the alcohol you consume at work, “BUDDY”!!!

Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to “Hey, You!” c/o OC Weekly, 2975 Red Hill Ave., Ste. 150, Costa Mesa, CA 92626, or e-mail us at letters@ocweekly.com.

 

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