[from the “Mooseburger” episode]

ELIJAH MAKAI SOLOMON SULEMAN, AGE 7: “Until they sent me to Alaska, I never realized that children could have names that didn’t come from the Old Testament. When I have kids, I’m gonna give them cool names, like ‘Willow’ and ‘Trig’!”


The Inseminating Race
“He can run, but he can’t hide.”

An ever-growing team of out-of-work investigative journalists is given the assignment of a lifetime: Find the Suleman baby daddy whose genes are swimming through all 14 kids in the Octohousehold. A mix of weekly clues and innovative investigative techniques lead the teams around the world in their quest to track down the prolific sperm donor. Is he giving scuba lessons in Trinidad? Battling swine flu in Mexico? Modeling in Milan? Find out where the elusive papa is hiding out—and what happens when he’s found. The team of journalists that finds him will win the salary and benefits from their former jobs for the rest of their lives.

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