The harsh spotlight of child stardom can be rough, especially when our young
celebs grow older, lose their cuteness factor and become irrelevant. Take
Britney Spears for example. The Louisiana native went from Disney
Mousekateer and pop mega-stardom to a head-shaving vag-flasher who had her
children taken by court order. But hey, in tough times like these, hard
working Americans need a good comeback story. And Britney, complete with
hair extensions and a new album, is bringing it to us with her Circus tour.
Featuring flashy costumes (with nipple tassels!), hip dance moves and new
songs describing her recent "personal journey", our favorite pop
princess/train wreck is reclaiming her throne amongst celebrity royalty.
Witness the transformation before she turns to adopting African babies and
we forget all about this "mental instability" nonsense and busy ourselves
with stories of Hollywood's next public melt down, starring Miley Cyrus.
Sun., April 19, 8 p.m.; Mon., April 20, 8 p.m., 2009