Remember that movie Wild Things? Of course you do. It's the one where Denise Richards makes out with Neve Campbell in the pool and Kevin Bacon shows off his ding dong. And ever since little Bacon made his silver screen debut, it's been pretty "hard" not to mention it. I mean, it's kind of a "big" topic. But honestly, it was so "long" ago, I don't think it's really relevant anymore. What's relevant today is that Kevin Bacon has a traveling acoustic guitar band with his brother Michael, who was not in Wild Things and, so far, hasn't shown off his "Bacon Brother" publicly. If you're interested in watching these siblings strum their "instruments" live, head out to the Coach House this weekend and, please, no inappropriate penis jokes. They're just so juvenile.
Fri., Nov. 21, 8 p.m., 2008