[¡Ask a Mexican!] Kicking Aztlán

Dear Mexican: In a column some time ago, you mentioned the Aztec prophecy claiming that “their descendants would reclaim ancestral lands in the Southwest U.S., and guess what?” I’d appreciate it if you shed a little light on this statement. This is the mythical state of Aztlán you’re referring to, right? What are its “borders”? How many Mexicans, Mexican-Americans, Central Americans and indigenous peoples know and/or believe in this? Is there a movement to take over these lands? And how similar is this to the Jews’ (incorrect) claim to the holy land of Israel?

Texas Truth Seeker

Dear Gabacho: Oh, Aztlán! Nothing gets Know Nothings more encabronados than this creation myth. The breve version: The Aztecs told the Spaniards that their ancestors had migrated from somewhere north of modern-day Mexico City. The Spaniards began slaughtering, unintentionally elevating Aztlán to Eden in the minds of the Mexica. Centuries later, the 1960s Chicano Movement began appropriating Aztec motifs (more on this in an upcoming column) and picked up on the People of the Sun’s longing for the Garden. Not content with pilfering from one culture, the Chicanos also grabbed from another—the historical reality of the Southwest United States once belonging to Mexico—and conveniently anointed this geographic region Aztlán despite there being no evidence the Aztecs ever lived anywhere in the Southwest, let alone the whole enchilada.

Aztlán seems like revanchist irredentism, ¿qué no? But believing in it is mostly a college phase, like thinking that communism can work or that Dane Cook is funny. Most Mexicans only vaguely know about Aztlán, and then in the same way gabachos think about Plymouth Rock. Some Chicanos remove Aztlán from its terrestrial moorings and adopt its Edenic spirit—in other words, the spirit of a people committed to bettering their community. Nothing harmful in that. But, yes, some do believe the American Southwest is Aztlán, and that all non-Mexicans should vamoose back to Europe—the Mexican calls these ahistorical pendejos indigenazis. Don’t believe the hype—Aztlán is as harmless as arroz con leche, and anyone who believes otherwise has listened to too much Coast to Coast. Mexicans aren’t taking back any ancestral lands because they’re guided by Aztec destiny or fiat—los Estados Unidos can take credit for that demographic reality, baby.

Oh, and Aztlán is nothing like the Jewish idea of Israel—Jews continuously occupied their mythical ancestral land for millennia. Save your ZOG canards for “¡Ask Ahmadinejad!”

 

I don’t know if someone has asked you this before, but with all the talk of problems with illegal immigrants and with all the obvious racial tension in this country between whites and Mexicans, do you think that Mexicans are the new blacks of this country?

Division Street Dude

Dear Gabacho: Gracias for giving me the opportunity to commemorate the passing of one of the Mexican’s idols: Studs Terkel, the legendary oral historian who went to his reward two weeks ago at the age of 96. I can give you an answer, but Terkel documented a much-better respuesta in his 1992 collection, Race: What Blacks and Whites Think and Feel About the American Obsession, in a chapter titled “Ron Maydon.” In it, the Chicago wab said Mexicans served as a buffer between African-Americans and gabachos. In light of Barack Obama’s historic victory, Maydon’s following words are most telling: “Whatever gains the Hispanic community has made in this country have been at their expense—we’ve piggybacked the black movement. I say every time blacks [make] political, economic and social gains, I say hooray for them, because we get some of the fallout. They sneeze; we catch the cold. They make inroads; we get hired.” By the way, Know Nothings and the Hillary Clinton campaign: More than two-thirds of Mexicans voted for a negrito in this presidential election, contrary to your assertions. How do you like them manzanas?

 

Meet the Mexican! The Mexican will sign copies of his books at the Lab, 2930 Bristol St., Costa Mesa, (714) 550-5916. Wed., 7 p.m.

 

Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican.net or myspace.com/ocwab. Or write to him via snail mail at: Gustavo Arellano, P.O. Box 1433, Anaheim, CA 92815-1433!

 
  • L.A. Wab 11/27/2008 12:41:00 AM

    Sorry, I saw your apology. It is accepted. Wish I could edit above comment. But still, the rest still stands.

  • L.A. Wab 11/27/2008 12:39:00 AM

    Man, I thought it would end nicely. Okay, let's see. I only used Nazi because you mentioned German and you weren't exactly wab-friendly. Thank you for labeling us as nothing but taggers. Because of course that is all we are. We contribute NOTHING, you are right. Reconquest crap? Nice. Gus has never been about taking back the US. Even he thinks it's stupid. Tell African Americans to go back to Africa. The facts: Europeans brought Africans to the US. They didn't come here. Kind of hard to go back with an ocean in the way. Europeans displaced the Native Americans, took over America. I don't want to hide behind my skin color. I work hard, I go to college. However, if both of us went to Harvard, guess who would get strange looks? I'm not using that as an excuse. I would still work hard and try to make it. Not all Mexicans are perfect, but not all of us are lazy and moochers either. So what do you call a German race slanderer? Hmm....

  • Chris 11/25/2008 10:45:00 PM

    Hey WAB, I can�t celebrate any culture because anything associated with my background is considered racist. Should I call myself a White-American? Yea, that would go over real well. I�m just going to stick with American and do the best I can. I�ll leave it to you to whine about how you can�t get ahead because of the color of your skin. Oh, wait, we have a black president. The truth is that my extended family happens to be of mixed race, so please don�t assume anything about me. As long as Americans continue to label and divide themselves we will continue our current downhill skid. The �back to Africa and Mexico� comment was stupid, I was mad. No excuse for that one. I apologize.

  • L.A. Wab 11/22/2008 10:53:00 AM

    Gee, why would I say Nazi? The whole WABS add NOTHING to the culture? Now what kind of people would say something like that? Go back to Africa? Hmm... So because you don't embrace your culture, others can't? Who made you ambassador? Let's see, no celebration or embracing of culture. No translations of any kind, we must all learn English, speak English, INDIFFERENCE WLL NOT BE TOLERATED, ZE ENGLISH ONLY!! Not even German? Dude, you are not human.

  • Chris 11/21/2008 1:20:00 AM

    Hey, LA WAB. So, because I�m German I�m a Nazi! That�s the same kind of slur you are talking against. I�m not German-American, White-American, Afro-American, Asshole- American, whatever-American, I�m American, plain and simple. If you want to be Mexican-American, stay in Mexico, African-American, go back to Africa. But, if you want to be American � JUST an American then I say welcome. It�s the voluntary and state approved (translation of documents) division of language and culture that�s messing things up. As long as you segregate yourself by culture and language than chances are you won�t get any of the rewards you seek. Those are generally obtained by the mainstream people, whatever their color. Quit hiding behind a wall you have build for yourself.

  • L.A. Wab 11/20/2008 10:00:00 PM

    Sig Heil, Chris. Add NOTHING to the culture? Wow, where do I start? Also, you are lucky. Being German-American, I assume you are white-skinned. If you are white or look white, gabachos don't bat an eye. However, if a wab tries to get ahead, something stops them: SKIN COLOR. Chris, if you can guarantee wabs that they will be treated EQUALLY as you and your white bretheren, no frowning or racial slurs behind our backs, there might be a movement. Until then, shut up and be glad of your skin color.

  • Chris 11/19/2008 11:27:00 PM

    Arellano continues to fan the flames of race separation. When my grandparents came to America the first thing they did was learn English. They wanted to become Americans. Not German-Americans. I�m German-American but I don�t wear lederhosen. That is the single difference between them and the new crop of immigrants. WABS have no intention of adding anything to the culture (tagging doesn�t count). They want their original culture in a new place. Gustavo, you seem to be a well educated guy. Why don�t you select some interesting letters to answer instead of the same reconquest crap you seem to do about every other column.

  • Stephanie James 11/17/2008 8:52:00 PM

    Please don't let MILO go to the pound!! Owner turn ins are euthenized after 4 days.

 

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