[Scariest People 2008] Orange Zombie

Like many classic gore-fests, this one never truly explains why the streets of Orange County are overrun by shambling, flesh-eating monsters—but who cares? Watch imprisoned zombie Jared Petrovich moan that the guy was already dead when he ate his foot—and blame it on zombie Deputy Kevin Taylor, who was apparently watching Night of the Comet and eating his fellow deputy’s brainssssss at the time. Knife-wielding zombie Gunner Jay Lindberg and blood-weeping zombie Mike Carona are convincingly relentless and mindless (just try not to cover your eyes during the “Little Zombie Sheriff” sequence), but the true scene stealer in this beyond-the-grave bloodbath is everyone’s favorite Orange County school trustee, Steve Rocco, who has just been arrested for stealing ketchup when the zombies start to take over. As Rocco knows, it’s all the Partnership’s doing! Watch Rocco as his war on the undead leaves behind a body count that would make Sylvester Stallone proud.

Illustration by Evan Yarbrough

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Starring: Jared Petrovich, Kevin Taylor and Steve Rocco
Special appearances by: Mike Carona and Gunner Jay Lindberg
 
  • Ace 02/03/2010 12:10:00 PM

    you are a fucking idiot

  • Scott 10/31/2008 11:37:00 AM

    I knew it was true, Orange County has become the real life adventures of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" with a plot twist many, many good men are missing from our communities, replaced by Ken doll barbie lookalike sherriffs, please don't arrest me for taking notice that they are cute, and no I'm not gay but why would that have anything do do with it? O back to the plot, well anyways they like our nice real estate and pretty wives down here in So Cal so if you invite them to dinner they usually stay, if your wifee likes beefcakes, steal your stuff and send you to prision or they find you dead somewhere. Our pretty little tomatoe or is that potatoe? the girls get there beekcakes and eat them too. after a while they steal from your kids and listen to Van Morrison and the Eagles and act like weekend elites with penis o I mean pea size brains, While the rest of america sees all the pretty boys and girls and says " I wish I could live like that.... Life in the fast lane and a Wonderful Night for a Moon Dance Oh NO I might get arrested for creative thinking. Don't ask for ketchup at mcdonalds!!!

 

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