[Hey, You!] Bad Dog, Er, Dad!

This goes out to all those idiot parents who act like they bought their offspring at a pet store. I've seen plenty of you assholes and would like to tell you this: Let your goddamn kid off his leash and keep him from yelling. If you wanted a dog, you should've gotten a dog, instead of putting your kid on a leash for him to yell and holler similar to a dog. That is all.

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