Just when you stopped catching yourself unwittingly singing along to Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' duets in line at the bank, the next explosion of tween tedium is here to fill the void until the High School Musical 3 merch and 24-hour media assault are ready: Camp Rock . And with it come your new shaggy-haired nightmares, New Jersey's Jonas Brothers, stars of this summer-camp rock opera. Just like when Miley Cyrus stole America's jaded heart as Hannah Montana, filling the big screen with her celluloid concert tour, the Jonas Brothers are set to follow in her rhinestoned bootsteps. And lucky you-you're living smack in the vicinity of the Honda Center, where said Disney stars will be filming their own 3-D concert movie! So suck it up, be Parent of the Year, and get yourself some prime seats for Nick, Kevin and Joe's Jonaspalooza.
Sun., July 13, 6 p.m.; Mon., July 14, 7 p.m., 2008