Fuck the Dodgers. Fuck Los Angeles. Fuck Brooklyn. Fuck Ebbets Field. Fuck Jackie Robinson (and that's not being racist, so don't even go there). Fuck Don Drysdale. Fuck Sandy Koufax. Fuck Vero Beach (the Dodgers have said pretty much the same thing-they're moving spring training to Arizona next year). Fuck Dodger Stadium. Fuck the LA Coliseum. Fuck Dodger Dogs. Fuck Vin Scully. Fuck Tommy Lasorda. Fuck Joe Torre. Fuck Steve Garvey. Fuck Ron Cey. Fuck Davey Lopes. Fuck Bill Russell. Fuck Fernando Valenzuela. Fuck Orel Hershiser. Fuck Andruw Jones. Fuck Derek Lowe. Fuck Juan Pierre. Fuck Chan Ho Park. Fuck Jeff Kent. Fuck Brad Penny. Fuck Frank McCourt. Fuck Jamie McCourt. Fuck 1981. Fuck 1988. Fuck the Dodgers' organ player and PA announcer, whoever they are. Fuck the Dodger Stadium ticket-takers. Fuck 50th anniversaries. Fuck Dodgers catcher Mike Scioscia. But Angels Manager Mike Scioscia? That guy fuckin' rules.
Fri., May 16, 7:05 p.m.; Sat., May 17, 12:55 p.m.; Sun., May 18, 12:35 p.m., 2008