Winging It

First, we'll use this space to declare some basic truths: The Chicago White Sox's 2005 World Series win was a fluke-an undebateable fact , especially since the team of Southsiders failed to make the postseason in either '06 or '07. Also, catcher A.J. Pierzynski? Still an asshole . Dude was out in that Game 2 play, Josh Paul caught that pitch, and someone on the Sox was obviously blowing the ump. So there! This four-game series won't likely have that kind of drama, and Angels fans won't even be able to cheer for ex-Halo Darin Erstad, who's with the Astros now. So why go? For the great free crap! Monday is Torii Hunter Bobblehead Night-your ticket money at work! No good swag on Tuesday, but Wednesday is Knit-Cap Beanie Night. And Thursday? '70S FLASHBACK NIGHT! "Come dressed in your finest '70s outfit and see the Angels in their throwback uniforms from 1971," the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim beckon. How could you miss it?
Mon., May 12, 7:05 p.m., 2008