Baby Got Back

t really says something these days when the name of the 15-year-old daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus is listed higher on a concert lineup than, say, Snoop Dogg's. Top 40 radio giant KIIS-FM has been hosting its annual blowout for more than a decade now, and while some would question the, er, quality of the music, you've got to admit, KIIS gets it right every year for that crowd. This year's lineup includes Disney juggernauts Miley Cyrus and the totally creepy Jonas Brothers, P. Diddy's protégé group Danity Kane, Snoop, Pitbull, and the Dey. Remember, presumably quality music listener/reader: You're in the minority here. KIIS remains as one of the United States' highest-rated radio stations. The truth? We're just kinda intrigued by this rare appearance by Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/daughter of Billy Ray post-Vanity Fair/Leibovitz debacle. How much longer till she has her own shotgun wedding? Or joins AA? Place your bets now.
Sat., May 10, 2 p.m., 2008