Take It Off! (No, Put It Back On!)

Three local strip clubs reviewed

The dancers: Despite a meager crowd on our visit, these ladies dropped it like it was hot. Also, it should be noted, three out of four dancers had real boobies—quite refreshing after long nights of floundering in a sea of silicone and saline for this story.

The clear crowd favorite was the lovely Jezebel. Not only was she tall, thin and natural, but she was also double-jointed and could bust out a human pretzel like you wouldn't believe. She burst onto the stage doing combination pole tricks even we can't name. Throughout, she had a smile on her face because she was having so much fun throwing her ankles behind her head and licking her own ass cheeks. Hey, to each his own, right? It's hard to tell if what Jezebel did was "sexy," but it damn sure was impressive, in a human-contortionist sense. When she finished her dance, we had to ask her how she does it. "All you do is hang on for dear life and kick your legs," she said. Then she ventured off to a private area to give some guy a lap dance.

Last word: Best club in the county. So clean we could eat off the floor. We didn't, but you could.

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, 7000 Garden Grove Blvd., Westminster, (714) 891-1430; www.hustlerclubs.com.

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