Pointy Things

For centuries, man has marveled at the pyramids of Egypt. How did a culture that existed prior to the development of Red Bull ever get its act together enough to build something so monumental? Anyone who has seen the film Stargate knows the real truth. A race of super-intelligent extraterrestrials was responsible. Sure, the makers of Building the Great Pyramid might disagree-arguing, perhaps, that slave labor and the creative utilization of physics allowed Egyptians to construct the pyramids-but don't let archaeological evidence get in the way of the creepy science-fiction rumor. Oh, and the Masons and Illuminati had something to do with it, too.
Wed., Feb. 6, 1:30 p.m., 2008