Avian Feuds

The Red Wings are comfortably in first place in the National Hockey League's Western Conference Central Division; your Anaheim Ducks remain stuck in third, but within distance of the Dallas Stars and San Jose Sharks. Glories are ours-but we need ace winger Teemu Selanne to return from his self-imposed hiatus. And so, we devote the rest of this pick to praying for Teemu's quick return. Dear Jesus: Please bring back Teemu. Please bring back Teemu. Please bring back Teemu. Please bring back Teemu. If you do, we'll start giving money to your golden child, Rick Warren. Thank you.
Wed., Jan. 23, 7 p.m., 2008