A Thin Slice of Heaven

It's Valentine's Day. The time for romance. Dimmed lights, champagne, flowers and, in the background, the soft voice of . . . Jon Lovitz? The SNL alum and UC Irvine graduate is returning to his former stomping grounds to entertain the masses with the grace and elegance that so often comes with standup comedy. But it's actually kind of perfect-singles can still have fun on even the schmoopiest of holidays, couples can do a little groping under the table (if that's what they're into), and everybody goes home happy.
Thu., Feb. 14, 8 p.m., 2008