Jiggle Bells

Want to learn how to be bad Santa's little ho-ho-ho? Sheila Kelley's S Factor, the famed fitness-pole-dancing-instruction studio, is offering holiday classes that are sure to have his bells jingling with delight. And guys, if your lady has been a bad girl, how about giving her Santa's Lap Dance lessons for $55 instead of the usual coal? It might help ensure that the stocking isn't the only thing getting stuffed. The lessons consist of a 90-minute class to teach you the fundamentals of lap dancing as well as some more "advanced techniques" such as "the rump rock" and "the kiss and nuzzle." Christmas definitely won't be a silent night this year.
Dec. 18-30, 2007