Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Nog

Nothing says Christmas like pillaging and boozing. At least, it does at Buena Parks Pirate Dinner Adventure Theater, where those shivering timbers are wrapped in a thermal holiday scarf. This place really brings out the warm fuzzies with its brand-new pirate performance, revitalized just for the holidays. Landlubbers, take heed, as Christmas elves use their magic to prove to the pirates that Santa exists. By the end of this show, all scurvy dogs better believe in Saint Nick, or they will surely walk the plank to Davy Jones locker! Even the grumpiest of Scrooges will be in the swashbuckling spirit after this holly-jolly dinner and show. Not convinced? Fine. This is what it really comes down to: Thanks to Disney, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, your kids really freaking love pirates now. Deal with it, and just go. Hey, its better than Pokemon, right?
Mondays-Sundays, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 8, 5 & 8:30 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 9, 4 & 7:30 p.m.; Dec. 10-14, 7 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 14, 6 & 9 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 15, 5 & 8:30 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 16, 4 & 7:30 p.m.; Dec. 17-21, 7 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 21, 6 & 9 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 22, 5 & 8:30 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 23, 4 & 7:30 p.m.; Mon., Dec. 24, 5 p.m.; Tue., Dec. 25, 5 p.m.; Wed., Dec. 26, 6 & 9 p.m.; Thu., Dec. 27, 6 & 9 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 28, 6 & 9:30 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 29, 1:30, 5 & 8:30 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 30, 12:30, 4 & 7:30 p.m.; Mon., Dec. 31, 3, 6:30 & 10 p.m.; Tue., Jan. 1, 7 & 9 p.m.; Wed., Jan. 2, 7 p.m.; Thu., Jan. 3, 7 p.m.; Fri., Jan. 4, 6 & 9 p.m.; Sat., Jan. 5, 5 & 8:30 p.m.; Sun., Jan. 6, 4 & 7:30 p.m. Starts: Dec. 7. Continues through Jan. 6, 2007