Lisa Lei: Citizen Anteater
By Charles Lam
He Wants to Believe: Michael Dennin
By R. Scott Moxley
Doyenne of Doge: Masako Yamamoto
By Taylor Hamby
The Slugger: Mark Trumbo
By Matt Coker
The Evidence Whisperer: Larry Mongtomery
V Is for LGBT Viets: Hieu Nguyen and Joee Truong
Found In Fullerton: Corky Nepomuneco
By LP Hastings
Professor Mortuary: Glenn Bower
Mayor Curt Pringle and the city of Anaheim are paying a private company $70,000 to answer public-utility telephones after hours during a three-month period.
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