Boxing in St. Louis will never die--not as long as Kenny Loehr has a kid in the ring.
South Florida's lawless exotic rental car industry keeps rolling.
In Texas, restitution for victims is nothing but a state-sanctioned sham.
If you thought Seattle couldn't fetishize coffee any more, you haven't been to a "cupping" yet.
So many variables go into any one Coachella experience, that to make generalizations about the festival is foolhardy. (Survivor with a cooler soundtrack and more competitors? Pah.) But this fool is concluding that I will never again attend Coachella . . . unless Boredoms get booked . . . or My Bloody Valentine's Loveless lineup regroups . . . or Scarlett Johansson asks me to be her plus one . . . or . . .