Hey, You!

You're the two stupid parents who decided to take your 11-year-old daughter and her friend to watch Apocalypto. What the hell were you two stupid idiots thinking? Obviously they were too young to understand the movie. That's why you had to explain everything that was going on to them. Don't you know that you have to shut the hell up during a movie so everybody else around you can enjoy it. Especially when you're speaking English throughout a movie that has an all-Mayan dialogue aiming to transport the audience into a different culture and time period? Not until we finally turned around and asked you—in English—to stop talking, did you finally shut the hell up. If I were a Mayan head priest, you'd be the first folks to win a one-way ticket to the top of the pyramid.

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