But then everything was saved by a really bad movie. A Christmas miracle! Just like the angels told the shepherds: "Hey, crap happens."
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS, AT THE MAVERICK THEATER, 110 E. WALNUT AVE., FULLERTON, (714) 526-7070; www.mavericktheater.com. THURS.-SAT., DEC. 21-23, 8 P.M.; SUn., 3 p.m. THROUGH DEC. 30. $8-$16.