The Purpose Driven Life

Seemed like a good idea at the time . . .

Illustration by Ben Froehlich
Illustration by Ben Froehlich

Hey, remember when Rick Warren's mega bestselling book—written to complement his megachurch—got all that amaaaazing press because that big scary black man broke out of prison and held that lady hostage? And she soothed his savage breast by talking to him about Rick Warren's mega bestseller? And then it turned out she also soothed his savage breast by giving him meth? We laughed ourselves sick for a week. (Okay, 10 minutes.)