By Charles Lam
By R. Scott Moxley
By Taylor Hamby
By Matt Coker
By R. Scott Moxley
By Charles Lam
By LP Hastings
By Taylor Hamby
The Rene and Henry Segerstrom Concert Hall opened last Friday. You may have read about it in The Orange County Register, Los Angeles Times, OC Metro, Riviera and Coastmagazines over the past few weeks, a breathy and consistent buildup revolving around the notion that the hall would announce Orange County's entrance onto the international cultural stage. A KCRW two-part documentary celebrated the hall as "The Best of Everything" and "A Magical Milestone." (One milestone that may take magic to reach is the hall's $200 million price tag. Though Segerstrom doubled his original donation of $20 million, fund-raising efforts have fallen $50 million short.)
For reporters who work outside the area, the hall's opening provided an opportunity to indulge in regional stereotypes and overarching images of parachute journalism. Think vanished orange groves, ultra-tanned surfers and Republicans. But what do real Orange County residents think about the hall?
"I don't know what that is," said Diane Limpizano of Costa Mesa. "What is that?" Though we had been told the hall's significance would span continents, it had escaped Limpizano, who was shopping at the Lab in Costa Mesa, about a mile south of the hall. Limpizano had never heard of it. Neither had Sheree Tamlin of Fullerton or Kevin Robrigado of Chino Hills. ("So when you think about culture and Orange County, what comes to mind?" "The beach.") Let's ask Beth Stanley of Bakersfield. ("This is our first time in Orange County." "Whattaya think?" "It's nice.")
Rich Basile of Laguna Hills said he had never heard of the hall, but "I like the name."
Because he admires Henry Segerstrom? Because he admires Segerstrom's most famous creation, South Coast Plaza?
"No, because I grew up in Fountain Valley and we used to race on Segerstrom [Avenue]," he said. "I had a super beetle. Yeah, that was a lot of fun."
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Less than a block up the street, Richard Meredith was holding a sign in the shape of a giant arrow with "Liquor Beer!" written on it. Meredith does this two hours a day, seven bucks an hour, for the convenience store across the street. "Pocket change," he says, so that he can follow his real passion, working with a local organization called Christian Volunteers that gets food to local soup kitchens. He lives just a block from where he stood. He'd never heard of the hall.
"It's just more stuff that's making the county too crowded," said Meredith, who was born and raised in Santa Ana. Now that he had heard about it, did he think the hall would have a big effect on Orange County's reputation?
"Ah, who cares? That's for them," he said, waving his hand up the road. "You know what I'm thinking about? I've been at [Santa Ana's] Catholic Worker in the morning, early, like 6 a.m. And I've walked around and seen the people asleep. And all you can see, because people cover themselves up from the cold, are the feet. And every time I'm there, I see more and more little feet. Kids. That's what I'm thinking about. Little feet."
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On opening night, a parade of feet, shiny and bejeweled, made their way up the red carpet that led to the front of the Segerstrom Hall. There was a lot of money walking up that carpet, yet the whole thing played out like a sad sendup of the Academy Awards. Local journalists and broadcasters gazed at the gowns and tuxedos that sauntered by, some—most—slower than the next. It was an old crowd, and there was much hunching and flakiness making its way up that carpet, and the old line "I've seen younger faces on cash" popped to mind. The old men were either accompanied by younger trophy wives or wives their own age, many of whom had stretched faces that seemed void of emotion, the face lift(s) imposing on them a kind of composed tension, like the Golden Gate Bridge.
It was an interesting crowd in that there was a lot of money but many had made it in the manly areas of development and construction and thus bore the air of regular folk. The men in their tuxedos all had the unmistakable mark of men supremely aware of wearing tuxedos. On the other hand, they all seemed totally comfortable considering the food on the trays of the servers who were walking around without considering the servers themselves.
These aren't just rich people, these are movers and shakers. The kind of people who get things done, who get area-defining concert halls built, give or take $50 million. Still, the closest anyone came to celebrity was one guy, a photographer it turns out, with a scruffy beard and porkpie hat who had a Kevin Federline vibe going on, unintentionally we can only . . . FUCK IS THAT ANJELICA HUSTON!? It is! Anjelica Fucking Huston! She's here with her husband, the artist Robert, Robert, I can't remember his last name, but he's the guy who created the huge gold doors that adorn the entrance of Our Lady Queen of Angels Cathedral in Los Angeles. I walked up to him and asked—him being an artist and all—what he thought of the building, making sure to keep my back to Anjelica to prove that I wasn't impressed with that celebrity crap or the fact that she looked magnificent in her white gown and downy regal air. "So," I asked Robert, "whattaya think?"