Tuesday, Aug. 1
If Anthony Pignataro is reading this, I just want to say that, swear to God, on Sunday I attended Mass and one of the celebrating priests was named—wait for it—Father Bongo. I know, I know, but you've got to believe me. What's more, and now you're going to really think I'm lying, but Father Bongo—a helluva nice guy—is from—wait for it—Congo. Swear.