By On the occasion of our 20th anniversary
By Gustavo Arellano
By R. Scott Moxley
By Alfonso Delgado
By Courtney Hamilton
By Joel Beers
By Peter Maguire
By Charles Lam
TapatŪo: A popular hot sauce brand featuring a man in a mustache and sombrero. Drunk by Mexicans from cradle to crypt.
Tejana: A Stetson cowboy hat.
Tequila: Liquor distilled from the agave plant of central Mexico. Also flows in the blood of any real Mexican.
Tortilla: A thin disk of corn meal eaten by Mexicans since time immemorial. Also great impromptu Frisbees.
Ustedes: A fancy way of saying "y'all."
Virgin of Guadalupe: The patron saint of Mexico. Appears everywhere in Mexican society, from churches to silk shirts to hubcaps.
Wab: The Orange County version of "wetback." Spread our hate wide and far, por favor.