Lisa Lei: Citizen Anteater
By Charles Lam
He Wants to Believe: Michael Dennin
By R. Scott Moxley
Doyenne of Doge: Masako Yamamoto
By Taylor Hamby
The Slugger: Mark Trumbo
By Matt Coker
The Evidence Whisperer: Larry Mongtomery
V Is for LGBT Viets: Hieu Nguyen and Joee Truong
Found In Fullerton: Corky Nepomuneco
By LP Hastings
Professor Mortuary: Glenn Bower
Take that, George Thompson, living large on your Wal-Mart spree!
Oh, well. At least the free shit didn't go to the models. I hate those skinny bitches.