Do I Look Old in These Jeans?

Tina Fey's Mean Girlscharacter, the teacher, solved the problem for us two years ago: "You've got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores," she said in the film—in one of the most trenchant exchanges I heard that year. And everyone learned a valuable lesson, in less than two hours—but in real life, we're stuck with the teen queen Reginas and their psuedo-hooker wear. They're not going anywhere.

Thanks, Teen Mom!