Commie Girl

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Celine Dion didn't get to be in it, but my trashy-sweet X-ina Aguilera? Come on, you know girl's got pipes.

"The angels were beautiful!" my son exclaimed after, the most delighted boy at the show. "They wore a lot of makeup!" (My son's standards of beauty are your basic OC.)

"That's because they're whores, son!" I explained.

Bar six: Pantle gets gayer
Bar six: Pantle gets gayer

No, I didn't.

Or did I?

Six of one . . .

Buy yourself a merry little T-shirt at But not a women's medium—we're all outta those. I'm rich, bitch!

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