By On the occasion of our 20th anniversary
By Gustavo Arellano
By R. Scott Moxley
By Alfonso Delgado
By Courtney Hamilton
By Joel Beers
By Peter Maguire
By Charles Lam
Celine Dion didn't get to be in it, but my trashy-sweet X-ina Aguilera? Come on, you know girl's got pipes.
"The angels were beautiful!" my son exclaimed after, the most delighted boy at the show. "They wore a lot of makeup!" (My son's standards of beauty are your basic OC.)
"That's because they're whores, son!" I explained.
No, I didn't.
Or did I?
Six of one . . .
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