a Clockwork Orange


MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN
Oh, this first Daily Pilot letter is a SCREAM! Basically, letter writer Bonnie O'Neil is claiming that because the former El Toro Marine Corps Air Station runways are going to be churned up -- to make way for Larry Agran's Great Parking Lot -- that we're now all fucked when the Big One hits, because "John Wayne, Long Beach, Los Alamitos and Fullerton airports are on soil subject to liquefaction during a major earthquake. The existing runways at the former El Toro Marine Corps Air Station are on solid ground." And that because of that, it'll be impossible to get emergency supplies in. "It would be irresponsible to destroy something that has the potential to save lives."

Honey, YOU'LL be underwater, devoured by the great tsunamis that such a catastrophic quake would likely produce, so I don't know why you even care. And ain't it funny how these Newport fucks, who will do anything to close JWA and transfer that jet craft noise other someone else's neighborhood, have suddenly found humanity? Geez, Bonnie, just open a window and let those barking sea lions drown out the planes. And get off of my goddamn lawn!


THE RETURN OF HATE
Those immigrant-bashing morons will be back in Laguna Beach on Saturday for another "Save Our Confederate State" rally. (No, really, they bring Confederate flags and everything.) Shouldn't these people be gasping their last air bubbles under flood waters in the Deep South somewhere?

Anyway, the immigrant-activist forces have been adequately forewarned, which means there could be colossal clash, or the haters may turn away with their heads between their legs like they did last time. This family friendly outing is apparently running from 8 a.m.-noon at the Laguna Beach Day Laborer Center, 1765 Laguna Canyon Rd., Laguna Beach.

Wonder if MTV cameras from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County will be there? Naaaaaw...


POST TOASTIE
When reader Hanna tried to post a link to the Clockwork item on ex-ASSemblyman Mickey Conroy still being dead on OC Blog, that apparently didn't sit well with our fellow freedom fighters, who'd, after all, been billing Conroy as a patriot (GWAAAARFFF!!!!), and therefore any opposing view should come nowhere near their virgin eyes. Or anyone else's, as it turns out. Check out this response to Hanna from OC Blog's jubal:

Hanna:

Grow up and show some class. I deleted your previous post because it was juvenile disrespect for the deceased -- and in this case a man who risked his life for our country.

I'm going to delete the above post, and if you keep it up I'll ban you from the comments section.

But I'd rather not do that.
Splooey!
Sheesh, threatened censorship from a blogger. Now THAT's ballsy -- if by "ballsy" you mean "lacking in balls."But at least OC Blog shows the presence of huevos when it comes to this product placement. Makes us wonder: Is that a blog on your boxers or are you just spent from having been happy to see me?


PREVIOUS POSTS:
A Clockwork Orange (Sept. 15, 7:17 p.m.-Sept. 21, 6:42 p.m.)
A Clockwork Orange (Sept. 7, 2 p.m.-Sept. 13, 3:30 p.m.)
A Clockwork Naranja (Arellano), with some Orange (Coker) down near the bottom (Aug. 31, 6:05 p.m.-Sept. 5, 3ish)
A Clockwork Orange (Aug. 26, 4 p.m.-Aug. 30, 6:15 p.m.)
A Clockwork Orange (Aug. 22, 5:07 p.m.-Aug. 25, 6:01 p.m.)
A Clockwork Naranja (Aug. 14-22, 10 a.m.ish)
A Clockwork Orange (Aug. 2-10)

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