Nothing about any of this makes sense. In the end, there is but one thing I know for certain about human sexuality: I don't know anything for certain about human sexuality. But I do know something about the movies—in the dark, we are free to be as turned on or terrified or amused or disgusted as we like, by whatever we like. It doesn't say much for humanity that our heads are so full of rape and murder. But it is to our credit that we've dreamed up this amazing art form, where our ids are allowed to run riot, 50 feet high and in living color. And thusly sated, we can hopefully step back out into the daylight and live another day in which we don't murder our neighbors or sleep with our students.