!Ask a Mexican!

I love that smart-ass mexican... whistle at all the bitches, i got your back maricone.

I love that smart-ass mexican... whistle at all the bitches, i got your back maricone.

Don't worry about the mexican girls gettin a little heavy as they climb the ladder to taco heaven, If you like big bootys and enchillada dinners, you can't go wrong.

If you intererested in a short stay in mexicana heaven...I would recommend finding a cute mexicana chicka who look likes she's only a few combo plates from blowing off the rivets off her jeans.

If you can snag one of this spicy women before the genetics kicks in....it will be the best time you will have on earth.
beans, rice, and cheese forever!!!!!!

Signed, The Ultimate Gabacho That Grew Up With You

White men are always saying that a Mexican woman gets fat after having children or when they get older. I do not know where they live, but I live in Chicago. White girls get fat too. I believe that the weight gain has a lot to do with economic status. Whether your white or Mexican you are going to gain the pounds, when you go to a public school that does not offer gym class or at least at the gym that is offered is not the same quality as the ones in the suburbs. Also, woman that have a better economic status can afford to go to the gym. They can hire a maid to do their housework, or better yet get plastic surgery. Look at the statistics we also bear healthy children, because our number one concern is the child. Think about it....

Hey mexicano how's it going this is another mexicano wanting to ask about your opinion on the idea that mexicanos should renounce those evil spaniards language and start speaking ingles I mean just think about it. The reconquista of U.S. would be far more easier (just joking) but seriously I mean we're the bastard children of the spaniards that they have turned their backs on and now we should forget all that they have tought us and just concentrate on what we have taught ourselves and possibly learn in the future. Just imagine if the mexican government were to hire a bunch of limey gabachos to teach mexican citizens english in mexico. I can just picture it right now: english speaking illegal immigrants as well as english speaking mexican citizens. Think of all the economic prosperity it could bring mexico which would be headed into a new direction and pretty soon all american bolios would want to become Mexican citizens. The only thing that puzzles me is that what if this were actually to take place would we become xenophobic as well as the spaniards are currently after I saw some idiot beat up an ecuadorian girl in the metro not too long ago. would that be the direction mexico could be headed in if this idea were to come into fruition from the influx of diversity in mexico? I want to know your thoughts on it.

SR. ARELLANO

HE REVISADO TUs COLUMNAS QUE ESCRIBES EN EL DIARIO, EN EL CUAL TE CUESTIONAN SOBRE LA INDOSICRACIA DE LOS MEXICANAOS Y LA VERDAD ES DECEPCIONANTE QUE UN JOVEN DE MI EDAD COMO TU, DE OCUPACION PSEUDOPERIODISTA CRITIQUE Y SEÑALE PUNTOS SOBRE LA SOCIEDAD MEXICANA, SIN CONOCERLA, CREO QUE ERES EL MENOS INDICADO PARA CONOCER Y HABLAR SOBRE LA SOCIEDAD DE MI PAIS.

SON VARIAS LAS COSAS QUE TE TENGO QUE CUESTIONARTE, COMO PUEDE CREER LA GENTE QUE VIVE EN ESTADOS UNIDOS, TODAS TUS RESPUESTAS INFUNDADAS E INCONGRUENTES, NUNCAS HAS VIVIDO EN MEXICO DE MANERA PERMANENTE, VIVIENDO EN CALIFORNIA SOLAMENTE CONVIVES CON GENTE MEXICANA QUE POR ALGUN MOTIVO TUVO LA NECESIDAD DE EMIGRAR A LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS, NO ERES NADIE PARA HABLAR DE MEXICO, TU NO CONOCES LAS TRADICIONES DE LOS PUEBLOS, BARRIOS Y EN LA SOCIEDAD ELITE DEL PAIS, TU DESCONOCES DE TODO ELLO NO ERES UN SOCIOLOGO O UN ANTROPOLOGO QUE HAYA ESTUDIADO A LOS MEXICANOS, HACES COMENTARIOS VULGARES, Y OJALA SE PUDIERA DAR UN ESPACIO PUBLICO PARA DEMOSTRARTE QUE ESTAS EQUIVOCADO CASI EN TODO.

DEJA DE ENGAÑAR A LA GENTE EN ESTADOS UNIDOS, Y QUE SE DEN CUENTA, QUE SON FALSAS TUS IDEAS, NO PUEDES GENERALIZAR TUS OPINIONES DE LOS MEXICANOS CUANDO UN INDIGENA TZOTZIL NO PIENSA IGUAL QUE UN EMPRESARIO DE SANTA FE, DEPORTISTA AMATEUR O UN ESTUDIANTE UNIVERSITARIO.

Yes..., as Adrian said, stop generalising the way Mexicans are, you've got no idea about how a Mexican person thinks, it's completely different the way an indigenous person thinks to the way a college student, a housewife or a business man does. do you really think we are that kind o narrow-minded people who just live working horribly and doing chores throughout our lives, speciailly women, Bloddy hell!!!! you have no knowledge then... The centre, the south, the north... all it's different. Come to México please, and try to have litte useful and worthy sojourn here, and fulfil the job you are doing. then and only then.... speak about Mexicans.

Yes..., as Adrian said, stop generalising the way Mexicans are, you've got no idea about how a Mexican person thinks, it's completely different the way an indigenous person thinks to the way a college student, a housewife or a business man does. do you really think we are that kind o narrow-minded people who just live working horribly and doing chores throughout our lives, speciailly women, Bloddy hell!!!! you have no knowledge then... The centre, the south, the north... all it's different. Come to México please, and try to have litte useful and worthy sojourn here, and fulfil the job you are doing. then and only then.... speak about Mexicans.

It's a toss up on why young latinas turn into hobbling trolls after some years of work and childbearing. Economics is not one of them , but I'm conducting my own study and report to you all on a weekly basis with new findings!

what kind of columns are these???
Are you a freaking hypocrit or do you just like to brag about your own
Kind so you can get paid.

Don't you forget where and from who you come from
Pinche beaner

OMG take a chill pill... or boil some yerba buena in water and sip sip sip... geez, if you can't see any humor in any of this, then you need to seriously seriously pull that stick out of your colitas... ahhh..speaking of colitas, I feel like dancin' now.. Aver aver.. a mover la colita!

Se lo lavan chancludos y chancludas :)

Signed, Mexicana living in OC .. like whateveeeerrr!!! TTFN!

The women of other races stay as shapely as their men, don't they. It is all as the god of orange county intended.
Chili out, dudes y dudetteta

Gustavo Arellano rocks

Well its been some months now and my conclusion is that it does not matter what race you are, its all about self-motivation. Some people just wont brush their hair or change out of their pajamas before going out into public. Every race has done this. There is no exception! Either way it looks pretty sad when 10 people are in a bank line at 3:00 in the afternoon while 1 person is still in pajamas,knotted hair and clearly stinking up their own personal space. Lets clean it up ladies!!

Ok, Mexicanos in the D.F.
Chill. This is SATIRE! You know, a joke about how los gabachos don't understand or know anything about the culture coming to their backyard.

All they see are Taco Bell and los hombres hanging out at Home Depot.
In Mexico, I know, it's different. Arellano has been there. Read his books. It might help you understand the satire going on.

But this whole article is about Mexicanos in the US. People are getting scared about the huge amounts of Chicanos being placed across los Estados Unidos. Someone's gotta answer the questions eventually.

Doggone it Pedro! You look like a mosquito!

Loves it!