Kids Eat Free!

And adults drink like theyve got a second liver!

I don't remember what else happened at the 12 Bars, except that we only skipped two of them, both due to overcrowding even before our mob arrived, and having beaten our livers into submission, we still managed to make it to 12. There, at 2-Js, was a meat market perpetrating to loud DJ music that in no way was Lawrence Welk, and being geezers, we just did the quickest of toe-touches—of the same sort geezers might execute to technically go Mile Highin what's really a very cramped cube.

Merry Christmas, darlings. Don't let Bill O'Reilly get you down.

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