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Weekly Index

STEVE LOWERY

Published on September 16, 2004

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Number of Republicans who took us up on our offer from two weeks ago to shoot them in the arm to prove John Kerry was a pussy for accepting a Purple Heart after taking a hunk of metal in his shoulder while serving in Vietnam.

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Number of days served in Vietnam by George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, John Ashcroft and Paul Wolfowitz combined.

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Number of attempts made by George W. Bush to meet the requirements of his Texas Air National Guard training certification, according to Colonel Jerry Killian, who wrote in a memo to himself that he "ordered that 1st Lt. Bush be suspended not just for failing to take a physical, but for failing to perform to U.S. Air Force/Texas Air National Guard standards."

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Number of people, including George W. Bush, who can say definitively where George W. Bush was during a six-month gap in 1972 when he was supposed to be serving in the Texas Air National Guard.