MONDAY, July 26 Began my vacation today. Spent some of it writing this column. Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!
TUESDAY, July 27 "Dad. Dad. Dad." "What?" "You know what I'm going to do?" "What?" "I'm going to get a cinderblock and paint graffiti all over it and kind of knock holes into it, and then I'm going to sell it on eBay as part of the Berlin Wall." "Who's going to buy that?" "You know, there's always some idiot on eBay buying stuff." "But how will they know that it's a real piece of the Berlin Wall?" "'Cause I'll tell them it is." "So, you'll lie." "Uh, yeah." "Why would you do that?" "Get money."