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Once it gets dark over 100 Artists See Satan, your options will suddenly explode: not too many blocks down the street, there's another show, with a 100 percent OC Weekly-approved lineup of the Sensitive Side, the Distraction (both featured in Feedback two weeks ago) and OC punk taste-makers the Stitches. It's an easy drive but a long walk, so we asked Peter Pan Motherfucker, drummer of the Distraction, to find you some rest stops along the way.7-11, 902 W. FIRST ST. Peter Pan Motherfucker: Do you have Mad Dog?7-11: Mad Dog? Do you have Wild Turkey?
No, we don't.Do you sell any hard liquor?
Hard worker? What is hard worker?What time do you close?
This is 7-11. We're open 24 hours.MI CAMINITO BAR, 302 N. MAIN ST.Yes, hi. What are your hours?
Well, you know. Depends. If ya don't have business, you closed. If you do, it depends.Uh, do you have a sign with hours on it?
Yeah, I think it says 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. But if you don't got business . . .Yeah, I get it. Do you have Wild Turkey?
No, sir. Just beer.Do you have Mad Dog?
Just beer.Do you have Pabst?
Nope.Do you have Hamms?
Nope.Do you have Schlitz?
Nope.You do know that when you are out of Schlitz, you are out of beer?
Huh?What do you have on tap?
There is no tap.SANTIAGO LIQUOR & DELI, 1002 E. 17TH ST.Do you sell Mad Dog?
Yes.Do you have orange flavor?
Hold on--okay, yes.Do you have Wild Turkey?
Yes, okay?Do you have the convenient pocket size?
Two hundred size. Yes. $5.87. Okay?Do you check IDs?
Okay, yes. Two hundred! Thank you. Okay! [desperately hangs up phone]
THE DISTRACTION PERFORMS WITH THE SENSITIVE SIDE AND THE STITCHES AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (CHECK BAND WEBSITES). SAT., 7 PM. $3 DONATION. ALL AGES.