"What are the odds?" says Big Business bassist Jared: hand-picked closing act was Long Beach's Big Muscles, apologetic and awed at sharing the bill. Seemed like a natural time to get down to science, so we found out who's got the bigger muscles and who's got the bigger, er, business. Muscles measured around the bicep and businesses measured limp (limp, ladies, so don't get catty!) straight down the crotch line unless noted.
WARREN THOMAS, not officially in Big Muscles, but was onstage with a mic the whole set for some reason
EXCUSE FOR SIZE OF BUSINESS: "Make sure you put in parentheses limp."