Illustration by Bob AulI was worried when my sister told me she was dating a BMW-driving 30-year-old banker with a house in Laguna Beach—until I found out that you're a bank teller who leases his car and lives at home with his parents. You're worse than a yuppie. You're a fraud who wants to be a yuppie.
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