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Comments (0) By REBECCA SCHOENKOPF Thursday, Mar 18 2004
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Tuesday, March 9, as seen on KTLA Channel Five. A late-model BMW is jamming up the 5, weaving within inches of bumpers at speeds far exceeding 100 mph. Dude is the best evader ever. Here is a less-than-accurate transcription, but rest assured: Fishman's anger is real, and it's white-hot!

Hal Fishman:Can you tell what model it is? Co-anchor Chick: It looks like it's brown. . . . Hal Fishman: The color of the car doesn't matter. The color of the car is irrelevant. Guy on chopper: It seems to be dark gray. Chick:Does it look brown to you up there? Hal Fishman:The color is irrelevant. I'm asking because I want to know how much gas . . . Chick: I think it's brown. Hal Fishman: The color of the car is irrelevant! Chopper: [murmurs to control tower or other aircraft]Hal Fishman: [pissed! to chopper] The color of the car is irrelevant! Wouldn't you agree the color of the car is irrelevant? Fini.

So now I have to marry Hal Fishman, too.

CommieGirl99@hotmail.com.

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