Secret Ingredient

Illustration by Bob AulYou're the guy who buys the blended drink I serve with the required smile and thanks. And what do I get in return? A swastika and neo-Nazi dissertation on the bathroom wall. Don't you realize the damn coffee you buy originated in Africa? That without the "inferior" races picking beans, you wouldn't be able to pay $5 on your blended crack? I can make the graffiti go away with a little hard work. I can make you go away with this warning: coffee and sugar aren't the only sweet things I'm putting in your drink.

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