> G.G. Allin and the Jabbers, "Ass Face" (1981): G.G.'s recorded output typically leaves something to be desired—for every shit the guy took onstage, he usually committed at least two or three more to vinyl—but "Ass Face" succeeds both as a song and as a testament by a self-loathing scat freak yelling curse words into a four-track. Signature line: "Assface! Yeah! That's what I said! In place of a face, you got an ass instead!"
> The Feederz, "Jesus Entering From the Rear" (1981): So desperately gross it's almost quaint 20 years later, like Victorian porno. You almost felt bad that more people didn't find out about this band, just so they could get cheaply outraged and go home all sweaty and satisfied. But that was then. Do people still get riled up about the idea of sodomizing Jesus' ravaged corpse? Or are we as a nation, you know, "over that"? Signature line: "We won't take it any more! We just won't take that trash! You're another stupid martyr with another rectal rash!"
PUNK ROCK KARAOKE WITH BLOW UP BLOW AND JACKASS AT ALEX'S BAR, 2913 E. ANAHEIM ST., LONG BEACH, (562) 434-8292. SAT., 10 P.M. $10. 21+.