Letters

HAIR APPARENT

While reading Commie Girl's piece about John Edwards ["Who's Your Daddy?" Jan. 16], I was reminded of the moment he got my vote. It was on the Bill Maher show. Referring to his looks, Bill said, "So what about the Breck Girl factor?" Edwards looked hurt and stunned for a nanosecond. Then in a brilliant flash he replied, "Why, Bill, I resent that question. I'm MUCH prettier than the Breck Girl." He then steered the discussion onto the issues and kicked ass.

HOLIDAZE

What is wrong with you people? I pick up your Christmas issue ["Tales From Real Life: Holiday Horrors!" Dec. 26] and see that it's about holiday comics, and I expect to find something kinda funny and, knowing the Weekly, maybe a little edgy. What do I get? Suicides, abusive parents, car accidents, someone having sex with Santa? Jesus! Can't you just relax and enjoy something for once? It's Christmas!