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FURTHER PROOF THERE IS NO GOD

If there was a God, would He really be extending Evan Marriott's 15 minutes of fame? If there was a God, former Dana Point construction worker Marriott would have slithered back into obscurity after his stint as the robotic stud on ABC's Joe Millionaire. If there was a God, Marriott's mug would not be filling the big screen starting Jan. 31, when the family film Moto X Kidsopens at five Los Angeles-area Loews Cineplex Theatres.

The only evidence proving there might be a God: the distributor's assurance that there are currently no plans to show this steaming pile of celluloid—which also stars Lorenzo Lamas, Gary Busey and a chimp—in Orange County.

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