By On the occasion of our 20th anniversary
By Gustavo Arellano
By R. Scott Moxley
By Alfonso Delgado
By Courtney Hamilton
By Joel Beers
By Peter Maguire
By Charles Lam
Illustration by Bob AulLook, I know you mean well, and that a position such as yours at an overpriced private university can be tough, but the mass e-mail sent out to all university staff, faculty and students? Come the fuck on. There's a very good reason we're pissing off city residents by parking in residential Orange: there's no parking anywhere on campus, thanks to poor timing, just plain overcrowding, and the construction of a wholly unnecessary all-faiths chapel (we already have one, you douche).
The way I look at it, I have two options for my 2:30 class: either leave at 1:30 and hope to find a spot in the commuter parking structure, or take my $100 university parking permit off my windshield, leave at 2:15 and park a few blocks from campus. Which is the more logical?
I must give credit where credit is due: doubling the price of a parking permit when there will be fewer available spaces than the previous year? That takes gigantic huevos.
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