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The commercial did generate some negative publicity, mostly from shock jocks who couldn't believe Christian ministers were behind the project. But it also piqued the interest of the producers of ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live, which sent a runner to pick up a tape of the Poor Eddie commercial and had plans to put Gross and Foster on the air to talk about it. But the producers apparently had second thoughts after concluding the commercial was too tame.

"They told us they were hoping it was going to be a little meaner," Gross said. "One guy said, 'I wished you'd kicked the midget or something.'"

Another commercial, still in the can, shows a kid getting all his teeth sucked out by a dentist, a fish sucking the bottom of a tank, a guy sucking coffee and a final message: porn sucks. Another has people marking the first things they've done in life, such as riding a bike, before a final image displays the first time your child finds your porn stash.

The pastors are resurrecting a complete commercial never intended for TV. That one shows a bunch of kittens frolicking as the narrator informs viewers that every time someone masturbates, God kills a kitty.

"A lot of people don't like that one," Gross said. "It'll get the PETA people all ticked off at us."

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