The editor, happily married for nigh on a millennium, inquires:Hey, B.—if that is your real initial—you might want to check out our Calendar pick titled "This Week in Loving Queers," in which a Bible scholar discusses common misconceptions about homosexuality. Whatever. What I'd really like to know is about this "alternative girlfriend" you speak of. Um, is she "walking the walk"? And if she isn't, do you have a number. . . . What? Just sayin'.