The fact that the Rolling Stones—the Rolling Stones' music anyway—has almost never disappointed makes me feel good about my own relative geezerliness. I just wish they'd put away the Halloween costumes because they make my monkey boner go limp.
THE ROLLING STONES PERFORM AT EDISON INTERNATIONAL FIELD, 2000 E. AUTRY WAY, ANAHEIM, (714) 940-2000. SAT., 7 P.M. $90-$105.80. ALL AGES.